Pickup Lines — Come-ons and Comebacks

InnocentEnglish.com has a list of the “best dumb, stupid, witty, and funny lines to pick up someone at a bar.”  Among them:

“I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.”

or

“Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.”

If you’ve ever been the “victim” of a bad come-on, go to the same site to view a list of clever comebacks, including this one:

“Man: ‘How do you like your eggs in the morning?’
Woman: ‘Unfertilized !’”

InnocentEnglish.com has a variety of random sites, including more humor pages, pictures of cute animals, videos, and celebrity photos.

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