As you probably know by now, Jay Leno is leaving The Tonight Show, and Conan will be taking over as host. I love Conan, so this makes me very happy. Jay Leno fans also have something to be happy about–now they won’t have to stay up so late to see him as he’ll be starting a [...]
May 31, 2009
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, news, poetry . Tags: conan, conan o'brien, conan o'brien poetry, Edie Montgomery-Pool, funny haiku, funny poems, haiku, humorous haiku, jay leno, jay leno poetry, leno, pop culture poetry, silly haiku, silly poems, the tonight show, tonight show, tonight show poetry, weird poems . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
Here’s something I’ve known for awhile: puppies in the same litter can be fathered by different dogs. Here’s something I just found out: humans can have twins fathered by different fathers!! At least that’s what a recent NY Daily News article is reporting.
Apparently, Mia Washington didn’t know that either until she found out the hard way when her infidelity [...]
May 26, 2009
Categories: news . Tags: cheaters, dna testing, double conception, doulbe-daddy twins, infidelity, strange news, twins, twins from different dads, twins from different fathers, weird news . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
The only time I play the lottery is out of fear. If my co-workers all go in on a ticket, I’ll opt in. I don’t want to be the only fool still drudging away in my little cubicle while everyone else is off vacationing in Tahiti. I think of it as insurance money.
Even though I [...]
May 24, 2009
Categories: poetry . Tags: jim desmond, lottery, lottery poem, lottery poetry, poems, poetry, winning the lottery . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 3 Comments
I like funny poetry, and I like weird poetry, so of course I absolutely love Roald Dahl’s poetry. I recently came across a poem of his I hadn’t seen before called Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf. Here’s an excerpt:
He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I’m going to eat this child.
Compared with [...]
May 20, 2009
Categories: books, poetry . Tags: funny poems, funny poetry, weird poetry, weird poems, literary blog, roald dahl, roald dahl poems, roald dahl poetry . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 1 Comment
Did you know that the more bumper stickers a person has on their car, the more prone they are to road rage? Those were the findings of a recent Colorado State University study, according to an article regarding bumper stickers on nwautos.com.
The article also traces the origin of bumper stickers back to an advertising campaign in Kansas City [...]
May 17, 2009
Categories: news . Tags: bumper stickers, kansas city, road rage, weird facts . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
Found this cute page of Star Trek poems by poet, Karen Johnson. Here you’ll find not one, but two tribble poems. The first one starts out:
One little Tribble,
“It’s looking kind of blue,
Do you think perhaps it’s hungry?”
How cute! Now there’s two.
For Star Trek poetry of a more literary nature, try Jane’s geocities page where you [...]
May 14, 2009
Categories: poetry . Tags: star trek, star trek poem, star trek poems, star trek poetry, trekkie poetry . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
A poem by moi…
I Need You
by Edie Montgomery-Pool
hold me
until i
suffocate
crush me
leave no bone
unturned
self hatred
is my
savior
but i cannot
destroy
this thing called me
alone
i need you
_______________
(You may reproduce this poem in part or whole, on or in a website, email, podcast, or broadcast; permission for [...]
May 12, 2009
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poetry . Tags: dark poem, dark poetry, Edie Montgomery-Pool, short poem, short poetry, strange poems, strange poetry, weird poems, weird poetry . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 4 Comments
I’m sorry I missed this because I’m sure I’ll never see anything like it anywhere else. I’m talking about Jeff Kass’ one-man performance poetry show where he simultaneously wrestles. One-man wrestling would be interesting enough, but one-man wrestling while reciting poetry? Priceless.
By day, Kass is a high school creative writing teacher. He was featured in [...]
May 10, 2009
Categories: poetry . Tags: jeff kass, performance poetry, poems, poetry, weird high school teachers, wrestling poetry . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
Scattered across the globe, in little corners of the world wide web, extraordinarily talented people practice their various crafts, largely unseen and underappreciated, like wild, exotic flowers blooming in a hidden forrest.
Today, I happened to wander across one such gifted soul and her self-named poetry blog, Giselle Di Paolo. I was both blown away and inspired [...]
May 7, 2009
Categories: blogs, poetry . Tags: giselle di paolo, poems, poetry, poetry blog . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
A tsunami of spinning gnats
attack tenderfoots.
Along creek beds, chest bare
to the elements, a man looks at
crawdads scuttling under moss-slick rocks.
The above is an excerpt from Appalachian Exile by Charles Clifford Brooks III, published in the latest edition of the online literary journal, Prick of the Spindle. Click the first link to read the entire poem.
Brooks [...]
May 5, 2009
Categories: poetry . Tags: appalachia, charles clifford brooks, poems, poetry, whirling metaphysics . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment