you’re not who I thought
when I put you up there–give
back my pedestal
by Edie Montgomery-Pool
This haiku was inspired by an experience a friend had. She met an American Idol who turned out to be not at all like their “nice person” image. It sounded like the fame went to their head. Hopefully that person will get a better grasp [...]
September 20, 2009
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poetry . Tags: american idol, disappointment, Edie Montgomery, haiku . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 1 Comment
What’s Making Me Happy: I’m going to my first writers’ conference, ya’ll! (I never actually say “ya’ll” in real life; I just thought it looked good at the end of that sentence.) I just signed up for the Southern California Writers’ Conference in “L.A.” in September 2009.
What’s Really Annoying Me: The Los Angeles conference isn’t [...]
August 13, 2009
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool . Tags: orange county, scwc, southern california writers' conference, writers conference, writing, writing conferences . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
work is a circus
I trapeze without a net
surrounded by clowns
–Edie Montgomery-Pool
I love haiku, especially when it has a funny or quirky angle. If you’re feeling the love for haiku, too, here is a list of books that might interest you. (These would also make great gifts for that person you know well enough to feel obligated [...]
July 16, 2009
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, books, poetry . Tags: Edie Montgomery-Pool, haiku, funny poems, funny poetry, funny haiku, humorous haiku, joel derfner, gay haiku, dog haiku, cat haiku, redneck haiku, jewish haiku, office haiku, steve d. marsh, pat welch, mary k. witte, david m. bader, james rogauskas, the perfect gift . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
As you probably know by now, Jay Leno is leaving The Tonight Show, and Conan will be taking over as host. I love Conan, so this makes me very happy. Jay Leno fans also have something to be happy about–now they won’t have to stay up so late to see him as he’ll be starting a [...]
May 31, 2009
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, news, poetry . Tags: conan, conan o'brien, conan o'brien poetry, Edie Montgomery-Pool, funny haiku, funny poems, haiku, humorous haiku, jay leno, jay leno poetry, leno, pop culture poetry, silly haiku, silly poems, the tonight show, tonight show, tonight show poetry, weird poems . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
A poem by moi…
I Need You
by Edie Montgomery-Pool
hold me
until i
suffocate
crush me
leave no bone
unturned
self hatred
is my
savior
but i cannot
destroy
this thing called me
alone
i need you
_______________
(You may reproduce this poem in part or whole, on or in a website, email, podcast, or broadcast; permission for [...]
May 12, 2009
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poetry . Tags: dark poem, dark poetry, Edie Montgomery-Pool, short poem, short poetry, strange poems, strange poetry, weird poems, weird poetry . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 4 Comments
Are the Summer Olympics taking up too much of your time and digital recording space? Want to get right to the nitty gritty? Here are several sports in the 2008 Olympic games, all recapped in 17 words or less. This is a work in progress; I’ll add more as I watch more Olympics.
2008 Summer Olympics [...]
August 21, 2008
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poetry . Tags: 2008 Olympic Poem, angel matos, angel valodia matos, Bryan Clay, china, chinese gymnastics, Edie Montgomery poetry, Edie Montgomery-Pool, Edie Montgomery-Pool poetry, Edie poetry, Edie Pool poetry, james degale, Michael Phelps, olympic baseball, olympic bmx, olympic boxing, olympic decathlon, olympic gymnastics, olympic martial arts, olympic poem, olympic poetry, olympic pole vaulting, olympic racing, olympic softball, olympic swimming, poem, poems, poetry, russian pole vaulter, shawn johnson, usain bolt, Walsh May, Yelena Isinbayeva . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 2 Comments
So this poem I wrote has been traveling around on a sticky note for quite some time now, and I figured I’d better post it before I lost it. It’s a Sappho, a vastly underused poetic form that I love for its unique rhythm and that I’m single-handedly trying to make popular again (and when [...]
May 8, 2008
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poetry . Tags: beach poems, beach poetry, california poetry, Edie Montgomery-Pool, free poetry, laguna, literature, online literature, poem, poems, poems about california, poems about the beach, poems about the o.c., poetry, reprint poetry, short poems, sunsets, the beach, very short poems . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: Leave a Comment
I spent the day with my dad who is very sick. This is kind of a free-form, journal-like, day-in-the-life type poem. Not sure what to call it — suggestions? Let me know if you have any thoughts on the ending, too.
Untitled (for now)
by Edie Montgomery-Pool
I keep thinking of what I’ll do if I find him [...]
March 29, 2008
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poetry . Tags: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poem, poetry, sad poems . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 1 Comment
Here’s the other poem I had published in The Advocate. I grew up by the Pacific ocean, and although I get terribly seasick, I’ve always had a love for the ocean (as long as I’m looking at it from the shore!).
Listen
by Edie Montgomery-Pool
Listen!
Lie as still as you can.
Close your eyes -
Feel the grit of the [...]
November 27, 2007
Categories: Edie Montgomery-Pool, poetry . Tags: Edie Montgomery-Pool, nature poems, nature poetry, PKA Publications, poem, poems, poems about the ocean, poetry, The Advocate . Author: abunchofwordz . Comments: 3 Comments