work is a circus
I trapeze without a net
surrounded by clowns
–Edie Montgomery-Pool
I love haiku, especially when it has a funny or quirky angle. If you’re feeling the love for haiku, too, here is a list of books that might interest you. (These would also make great gifts for that person you know well enough to feel obligated [...]
6 Cute and/or Funny Haiku Books You Want to Buy
Goodbye Jay, Hello Conan
As you probably know by now, Jay Leno is leaving The Tonight Show, and Conan will be taking over as host. I love Conan, so this makes me very happy. Jay Leno fans also have something to be happy about–now they won’t have to stay up so late to see him as he’ll be starting a [...]
Roald Dahl’s Version of Little Red Riding Hood
I like funny poetry, and I like weird poetry, so of course I absolutely love Roald Dahl’s poetry. I recently came across a poem of his I hadn’t seen before called Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf. Here’s an excerpt:
He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I’m going to eat this child.
Compared with [...]
What is Bromance?
Attention straight males — are you in a bromance? Find out what it is and if you’re doing it right now.
Hilarious Political Limericks
National award-winning humorist and newspaper/magazine columnist, Madeleine Begun Kane, believes that “a limerick a day keeps Republicans at bay.” Here’s a humorous political poem she wrote called Some Friendly Advice for McCain’s Veep Vetting Team:
McCain doesn’t use a PC
Or a Mac, so he needs a VP
Who can act as his tutor
In using a ‘puter
And help [...]
Funny Computer Poem
This piece is called A Poem for Those Over 30, but I think people under 30 will appreciate the humor, as well. The author is unknown. It starts out:
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name [...]
The Dog Show
This was one of two poems I had published around 1996/1997 in The Advocate, PKA Publications. (I’m still waiting on my author’s copy, though – lol.) I wrote this when I was around 16; it’s a true story about a girl I knew at the time:
The Dog Show
by Edie Montgomery-Pool
Here’s a quaint, although true-to-life story
Of [...]
After Thanksgiving Poem
This humorous poem is all over the internet, but no author is ever credited. If you know who wrote this poem, let me know. It’s called After Thanksgiving.
I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I’m stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin’
I’m probably going to die.
I [...]
