Ken Levine, well-known Hollywood director, writer, and producer (M.A.S.H., Cheers), penned a very funny and sarcastic piece on How to Interview a Celebrity. He gives young entertainment journalists advice such as:
“Never EVER talk about yourself or bring up any topic other than her. She will stare at you in disbelief like you just killed her puppy.”
and
“Once [...]
Professional Sarcasm — The Celebrity Interview
Steve Jobs Freaks Out (But Not Really)
As regular readers know (or maybe don’t), I now run a fashion blog over at justaformality.com. In searching for content for that blog, I came across a couple of articles that would be interesting for this blog, even for people who don’t give a crap about fashion. The first one is a farcical interview between fashion journalist, Steven Heller, and [...]
When Death is Funny
I meant to post this around Halloween, so pretend like it’s a few days ago — lol. Goblinville.com has some twisted, humorous pages, including one for epitahs:
“Here lies hypochondriac Rick
For once he was right
When he said he was sick”
and one for famous last words:
“Hey y’all…watch this!”
Read more at the links above.
Pickup Lines — Come-ons and Comebacks
InnocentEnglish.com has a list of the “best dumb, stupid, witty, and funny lines to pick up someone at a bar.” Among them:
“I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.”
or
“Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.”
If you’ve ever been the “victim” [...]
You Had Me At Idiot
You Had Me at Idiot is a blog and a book, and Paul Stoecklein is a comedian and a blogger and a poet. He writes poetry for people who hate poetry. Here is an excerpt from The Dreamy Dream Poem:
“The effervescent silver moonlight danced in the air, or some crap like that.
And then… I saw something. [...]
