I Told You Vampires Were Real

Somewhere in Colorado, there’s a police report that lists the cause of a recent car crash as “vampire.”  That’s right, according to Fox 31 News, a woman crashed her car on a dirt road because she saw a vampire.  The sarcastic reporter who did the story writes: “The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently [...]

Twins Have Different Dads (I Thought Only Dogs Could Do That)

Here’s something I’ve known for awhile:  puppies in the same litter can be fathered by different dogs.  Here’s something I just found out:  humans can have twins fathered by different fathers!!  At least that’s what a recent NY Daily News article is reporting. Apparently, Mia Washington didn’t know that either until she found out the hard way when her [...]

Let Me on MySpace or I’ll Stab You

A man was arrested for cutting his mother with a knife after she wouldn’t let him get on MySpace.  According to myway news, during their fight regarding MySpace: The mother said she confronted her 6-foot 2-inch tall, 320-pound son, after which he became aggravated and packed his belongings to leave their home.  Police said he [...]

Goat-Racing Museum, First (and Most Likely Last) of its Kind

Goats.  They get a surprisingly large amount of press.  Why is that?  I have a theory.  I think they’re media whores.  Oh sure, they might look complacent and oblivious to the presence of a camera, but underneath it all, they love the spotlight.  And $300,000 worth of spotlight is exactly what a bunch of goat-loving [...]

World’s Tallest Man Saves Dolphins with Long Arms

I was searching around for weird marriage stories (to go along with my previous features of man marries dog, man marries goat, and 102-year-old man gets married) when I found one about the world’s tallest man (7’9″) marrying a woman who is more than 2 feet shorter than him.  But that’s not the most interesting part of [...]

Woman Born with Feet Facing Backwards Can Run Faster than Most of Her Friends

A 27-year-old Chinese waitress was born with both feet facing the wrong way.  The woman is quoted as saying: “I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled.” Read the full article and see [...]

Jet-Powered Outhouse-mobile

Forget showy roadsters and souped-up muscle cars.  If you feel the need for speed combined with a desire to stand out from the crowd, then there really is only one choice…the speeding outhouse: “Some folks like to take their time on the can. Not Paul Stender. When the 43-year-old former pit mechanic feels the need [...]

Man Marries Dog in India

A 33-year-old Indian man, believing he had been cursed after killing 2 dogs as a teenager, atoned for his sins by marrying a stray dog.  The marriage was traditional as the man’s family chose the bride.  Foxnews.com writes: “Selva Kumar had been hounded for 15 years by the memory of a horrible act he’d committed as [...]