Quotes

Random quotes I found on the internet:

  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. — Bill Cosby
  • To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself. — Albert Einstein
  • It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. — Steven Wright
  • It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up. — Muhammad Ali
  • If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now. — Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)

Read more quotes at quoteworld.org.

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