This humorous poem is all over the internet, but no author is ever credited. If you know who wrote this poem, let me know. It’s called After Thanksgiving.
I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I’m stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin’
I’m probably going to die.
I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.
But I wish I had known when to stop,
For I’m so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and jams
That my buttons are starting to pop!
I’m full of tomatoes and french fried potatoes
My stomach is swollen and sore,
But there’s still some dessert so I guess it won’t hurt if
I eat just a little bit more!
Edit: Thanks to reader, Pokey, for pointing out the origin of this poem. The true name of the poem is I Ate Too Much, and it’s by Jack Prelutsky.
If you liked this post, you might also like this other funny Thanksgiving poem: The Thanksgiving Toupee Souflee.