Best Porn Spam Comment Ever

I get a lot of comments on this site that are advertisers looking to generate links to their own pages.  Most are either car dealerships or porn sites (equally sleazy, in my opinion).

Usually, the automatically generated comment is 1 of 3 things:

  • Cool.
  • Interesting.
  • Sorry 😦

Or it will be some sort of gibberish generated by a robot somewhere putting random words together in a nonsensical way.  Fortunately, the program I’m using (WordPress) has an excellent system for catching these, so no junk comments ever make it onto the actual site (yay for Wordpress!).

Recently, though, I got a comment that I found quite funny, so I thought I’d share it with you:

“It is tough striving to number the time we have used up searching for porn info.”

Aww–I actually almost felt sorry for a moment for those poor folks valiantly striving and dedicating their precious time to finding porn info.  LOL.

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2 Comments

  1. Oh man, those one word spam comments annoy the hell out of me. And they are always posted by “people” with Greek sounding names, have you noticed that?

    I keep wishing I could actually email them back and say “You DO realize your comments are not being seen by the general public, right? So, why do you even try?”

  2. Hi, iread. No, I hadn’t noticed that before about the greek names, but now that you mention it, I went back and checked some of my latest spam submissions. They are from:
    Georgios,
    Theofanis,
    Constandinos,
    Stamatis,
    Spyridon, and
    Vassilis.
    Too funny! Thanks for pointing that out — I got a kick out of it.


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