Funny Celebrity Quotes

Here are some funny celebrity quotes I came across:

Phyllis Diller:

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? 

Dan Quayle:

The future will be better tomorrow. 

Charles M. Schultz (Peanuts):

No problem is so large it cannot be run away from. 

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1 Comment

  1. Need more laughing this morning so thanks. Hope all is well with you. gay


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