I Told You Vampires Were Real

Somewhere in Colorado, there’s a police report that lists the cause of a recent car crash as “vampire.”  That’s right, according to Fox 31 News, a woman crashed her car on a dirt road because she saw a vampire.  The sarcastic reporter who did the story writes:

“The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.”

Alls well that ends well, but if you’re driving around the back roads of Colorado after dark, you might want to be extra careful just in case.

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  1. The road that the 58-year-old woman was on IS a dirt road, but it’s not a “back road”
    in the middle of nowhere. It’s in a populated area of Fruita, Colorado, near the
    intersection of main roads K and 20.

    It’s a dirt road that parallels an irrigation ditch. Miss “E.” was very lucky that the
    irrigation ditch (that she backed her red 2002 Chevy TrailBlazer into) happened to
    be empty of water around 11PM that night. If the ditch had been full (as it often is),
    her TrailBlazer would have been submerged.

    Considering the nearby houses and farms, and traffic on K Road, it’s amazing
    that no one else seemed to have spotted that vampire… >;^)

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