Frogs Give Guacamole that Minty Green Tint

Have you ever wondered if frogs are an ingredient in guacamole?  No, probably not, because you’re not an idiot.  Now if you’re making frogamole, that’s a totally different thing.

Anyway, Dan the Librarian is pretty up-in-arms about the whole (nonexistent) frog/guacamole debate, and he wants you to know that there are definitely, without question, no frogs in guacamole (as previously stated), nor is there any evidence of frogs in guacamole historically, and he is willing to do the research to prove it if you don’t believe him.