Some people just don’t know how to market themselves. Sassybean.com has a great article on their site featuring the The Worst Craigslist Personal Ads. Here’s an example:
“I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.”
I love the price stipulation on the dinner. Who wouldn’t be swept off their feet by this big-spending smoothtalker?? Read other amusingly horrible dating ads at the link above.
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