Review in Haiku — Movie Reviews in 17 Syllables

Found THE most awesome site called Review in Haiku featuring movie reviews in 17 syllables.  Here’s an example of a review for the movie, Mr. Brooks:

The voice in your head
Costner’s in a good movie?
He makes a killing.

And another for Hannibal Rising:

Gruesome as ever
The fifth film about Lecter
That’s three too many.

Love this site.  You really should check it out.

Incubus: Bad Movie Makes Great Haiku

Stacie Ponder took one of the suckiest movies ever, Incubus, starring Tara Reid (2005), and made it into a very funny, multi-stanza haiku.  Here’s a glimpse:

“Ten minutes in and
this movie makes no damn sense.
I start to notice

that Tara Reid is
beige. Everything is beige:
skin, hair, eyes. Jaundice?”

Go read the entire poem on Stacie’s blog.