Incubus: Bad Movie Makes Great Haiku

Stacie Ponder took one of the suckiest movies ever, Incubus, starring Tara Reid (2005), and made it into a very funny, multi-stanza haiku.  Here’s a glimpse:

“Ten minutes in and
this movie makes no damn sense.
I start to notice

that Tara Reid is
beige. Everything is beige:
skin, hair, eyes. Jaundice?”

Go read the entire poem on Stacie’s blog.