Best Porn Spam Comment Ever

I get a lot of comments on this site that are advertisers looking to generate links to their own pages.  Most are either car dealerships or porn sites (equally sleazy, in my opinion).

Usually, the automatically generated comment is 1 of 3 things:

  • Cool.
  • Interesting.
  • Sorry 😦

Or it will be some sort of gibberish generated by a robot somewhere putting random words together in a nonsensical way.  Fortunately, the program I’m using (WordPress) has an excellent system for catching these, so no junk comments ever make it onto the actual site (yay for Wordpress!).

Recently, though, I got a comment that I found quite funny, so I thought I’d share it with you:

“It is tough striving to number the time we have used up searching for porn info.”

Aww–I actually almost felt sorry for a moment for those poor folks valiantly striving and dedicating their precious time to finding porn info.  LOL.